LaToya Jackson says "Blah blah blah blah"

I've been to enough open casket viewings to notice a common theme.
Attendees always seem to say: "They (the undertaker) did a really nice job. He/She looks great."
I almost ALWAYS disagree. They do not look great. They look dead. They look creepy.
And while I am indeed a fan of Michael Jackson's music, I have to imagine he didn't look too great either.

La Toya Jackson, however, disagrees with me.
She says her brother Michael looked "absolutely fabulous" when he was laid to rest last week.

FABULOUS? Really? Really? I'm gonna have to take your word for it. You yourself know how to put together a pretty fabulous outfit:

LaToya Jackson Dines WIth Larry King!

La Toya Jackson
There are so many possible captions for this photo I find it dizzying.

She spoke to Babs Walters on 20/20. It airs tonight at 10pm ET.
I can most certainly predict it will not disappoint. I cannot look away from her.

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