He can't even shut his mouth for photographs.
Reported just about everywhere, but broken by ABC News, Jon is at it again... claiming that essentially everyone but himself is to blame for his 'Dirtbag' coverboy status.
So what is he doing to repair his image? Saying he 'despises' his wife!'
Just another nugget his children will be able to google for eternity.
Here's a tip: Even Paris Hilton knew enough to say she was going to Ghana when everyone hated her. She never did go, if I recall correctly - but maybe Jon can! (Indefinitely!?)
But really - she knew enough to lay low for a while, then, eventually come forward and say she was sorry for being so shallow. Time passed, and If I'm not mistaken, she's sitting comfortably poolside right now.
Jon - zip it!